05-17-2008, 09:41 PM
So special, you feel it in your nuts.
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I like expensive vagina's.
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05-17-2008, 09:42 PM
2 smileys, 1 cup
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One time I listened to non-potable music and got an ear infection.
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Oh, and Quagmire, you're the fucking man!!
05-17-2008, 09:44 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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david faustino is an underrated actor
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A friend is someone who will help you move; A true friend is someone who will help you move the body
05-17-2008, 09:46 PM
2 smileys, 1 cup
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I think bananas are really big inch worms, frozen in mid-stride.
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05-17-2008, 10:05 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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I want to be as cool as Billy Bob Thornton when I'm 50.
05-17-2008, 10:23 PM
2 smileys, 1 cup
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C++ should have been called B.
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05-17-2008, 10:56 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive... even with my military discount
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This rum is kicking my ass.
05-17-2008, 11:11 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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1st step, bang Angelina...
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
05-18-2008, 08:02 AM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Despite my staunch atheism I sometimes think that perhaps chocolate chip cookies are a sign that there is a merciful God. But I soon finish them all and start to rage and promise to bring down Him and his magical sky castle.
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05-18-2008, 08:29 AM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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Despite my staunch Atheism I'm glad that religion exists. It helps keep people in line.
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