08-08-2008, 01:10 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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You could just marry a creepy old guy.
08-08-2008, 01:47 PM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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I tried that, but the last one told me I had to many - what did he say again? - oh yeah, opinions.
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08-08-2008, 01:53 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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That's why you should get one who is too decrepit to even speak. Go after a dude like Anna Nicole Smith married. I'm not even sure that guy could do more than blink his eyes a few times a day.
08-08-2008, 01:54 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Creepy, deaf old guys would definitely fit the bill.....and if you find one that's blind as well, then you can pay some nasty chick (with his money) to sleep with him
08-08-2008, 01:56 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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I'm a creepy old guy!
Just sayin'
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08-08-2008, 01:57 PM
i really think i have a problem
i can't work for more than 3 hours straight without losing focus. just a couple years ago i could put in 10+ hours of work and not even blink.
i have killed a lot of brain cells over the years. or it could be early alzheimers or something
08-08-2008, 01:59 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Maybe it's boredom.....or maybe you just need a vacation
08-08-2008, 02:02 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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delayed case of ADD?
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
08-08-2008, 02:03 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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You know what really fucking sucks.....When it starts to rain really fucking hard and the side panels aren't in in your jeep....that's what really fucking sucks
08-08-2008, 02:11 PM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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welcome to my world!!!
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