08-08-2008, 12:08 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Oi vay
SI!!!!!
JA WOL!
HAI!
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08-08-2008, 12:28 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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hey, you speak japanese! nani sted ano? udasai neh!
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08-08-2008, 12:43 PM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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American Apparel
AKA The Hipster Scum Vortex
Why? Because I am poor. I do some night time bar work, but I need more money.
It was a walk in thing and they are doing call backs for 2nd interviews.
*fingers crossed*
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Not again you fucking assholes....
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08-08-2008, 12:47 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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love their child porn ads. good luck!
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if you undo one more button, you'll get bigger tips. just sayin'...
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08-08-2008, 12:49 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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I just sneezed so hard that I'm actually in pain from it.
08-08-2008, 12:51 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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time to re-lube the palms there randal...
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about a man and his horse
08-08-2008, 12:53 PM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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i am fucking hungover
08-08-2008, 12:57 PM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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I told your mom the same thing last night, she didn't seem to agree though.
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08-08-2008, 01:04 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Come on, be honest. You offered her more money to wear more clothing
08-08-2008, 01:04 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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my mom is 78 years old...she'd have to unbutton her pants to show cleavage
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