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Old 03-27-2011, 09:29 PM
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Old 03-27-2011, 09:43 PM
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I told them that I have friends that are cops, and they would never arrest anyone if they weren't guilty. They said, but your friends would want you to be honest, what if they weren't guilty? And I looked at him and said, we both know they really are guilty though don't we? and then I smiled. They said dismissed.
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Old 03-27-2011, 09:44 PM
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Nope, just do it. When you have to fill out your survey, when they ask the question will this person get a fair and impartial jury, you state "the police don't normally arrest innocent people" You will be out in an hour. Worked for me every time....
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Old 03-27-2011, 10:12 PM
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Old 03-27-2011, 11:06 PM
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Old 03-27-2011, 11:34 PM
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Old 03-28-2011, 12:39 AM
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Old 03-28-2011, 12:40 AM
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I'm sorry to hear that you lost it, but if you like, I'd be willing to come over and to help you search everywhere to see if we can find it for you. Yeah, thoughtful I know.

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