03-26-2011, 06:42 AM
I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Not a musical. I definitely recommend it
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Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
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03-26-2011, 02:25 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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You mean you can only see peoples asses? Weird...
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"I don't know if you've noticed, but our two party system is a bowl of shit looking in the mirror at itself"
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03-26-2011, 02:47 PM
You'll take my life but I'll take yours too....
03-26-2011, 03:00 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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You marriage vows?
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im...tiny...anal...hurts...
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03-26-2011, 04:09 PM
someone should start posting a bunch of Jack Handy quotes. they would go over well, and it would be awesome!
03-26-2011, 05:03 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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^^^ "One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
Random rep Saturday - post here to get some bitches.
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
03-26-2011, 05:11 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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One of my favorites....
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03-26-2011, 05:11 PM
inextricably bound up with perception
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“As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!”
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9/11 was an inside job from the Roswell aliens and the Loch Ness Monster
03-26-2011, 05:12 PM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Who?
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03-26-2011, 05:15 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you are a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
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