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08-07-2008, 05:48 AM
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members. After that squirrel attacked me,it left me jaded. I used to think squirrel's were so cute,not anymore.
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#5762
08-07-2008, 05:52 AM
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Squirrels are all gay, cause they love nuts in their mouths...
n2 does too, but he's no squirrel. He's more like Pokemon.. Pokemon is like a squirrel on acid. So therefore, N2 is a gay squirrel on acid.
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#5763
08-07-2008, 06:01 AM
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I haven't done acid since I was 18 yrs old.
Only tried it 2 or 3 times,and it never did anything for me.
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#5764
08-07-2008, 08:15 AM
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If your not Randal stop answering questions! and I have a light in my freezer too
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08-07-2008, 08:18 AM
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#5767
08-07-2008, 08:55 AM
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Why is everyone super quiet?
Are y'all asleep at the computer??
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#5768
08-07-2008, 08:59 AM
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I'll play!...
Tell me a story
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08-07-2008, 09:06 AM
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members. When I was a teenager,there was this guy I was dating,and we were both drunk,and fooling around. He said he wanted to fuck me up the ass,but this was never something I had done before,and was reluctant to do it. So,I told him to lay on his back,and that he could fuck me up the ass this way. So we were doing it(he was convinced his dick was in my asshole), and he was like "Your ass is so tight". I literally almost started to laugh,because I thought he was an absolute moron for not knowing the difference between a pussy and an asshole. We were intimate many times after that,but I never told him that he was dumb ,cause I just didn't have the heart to do so. The End. Not sure if anyone will find this funny,but my sisters always laugh everytime I tell them this story.
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#5770
08-07-2008, 09:12 AM
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Here's another lame story.
When i was 16 i was tagging this 15 year old and around the 3rd time we fucked i told her to turn around cuz "i wanna do it from the back" and she wouldn't. Same thing happened the next 2 times. Then it occurred to me she might be thinking i wanted to stick it in her butt. I had to explain to her that it was "doggy" style and not in her butt. Silly little 15 year old... I know, lame story P.S. i fucked her in her parent's bed when they weren't home cuz she shared her room with her sister
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