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Old 03-18-2011, 09:32 AM
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Old 03-18-2011, 09:33 AM
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Old 03-18-2011, 10:33 AM
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Know what sucks, DSFers? When you're taking a shit and get some poo on your finger while wiping and no one is in the stall(s) next to you so you can stick the finger under the divider and say "hey, does this color/consistency look normal to you?"
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Old 03-18-2011, 10:47 AM
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You know what sucks harder than that? Being in your 30's and still not being able to wipe your ass properly.
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Old 03-18-2011, 12:03 PM
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One of the questionable facets of my job is the fact that clients feel free to tell me anything, whether it's related to their claim or not. Last week a former client came in to tell me that because of his back injury, he now can't control it or stop it when he shits, and it ends up all over the bathroom. And of course the first thing he did when he got to the office was shake my hand. And use my bathroom.

In ten years of doing this, most inappropriate revelations are of that nature, but I did have an exotic dancer a few years ago who always wanted me to feel what she thought was a bulge on her very very very very low back. (Looking back, I should have reciprocated and had her feel my bulge also. Seems only fair)
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Old 03-18-2011, 01:55 PM
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Old 03-18-2011, 02:21 PM
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Nah, I'm not ashamed. I got some fucked up digestion problems and my shit is literally like mississippi mud and sprays all over the fucking place. I use wads of toilet paper and still sometimes miss or don't have enough thickness to keep my fingers dry. But I always wash my hands 3 times in the bathroom. Once on the way in because who knows what I may have touched that I don't want near my mucus membranes, and twice on the way out.
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