12-17-2010, 05:27 AM
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Consume me.
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I think my daughter might be a lesbian. It's either that or she just doen't find me very attractive
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12-17-2010, 11:23 AM
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cmetz: (v) - To not just fuck shit up, but fuck it into oblivion!
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lol, you sick fucker!
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i dont shit. im a higher life form. i haz evolved
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RIP Joe TheSnake
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12-17-2010, 04:59 PM
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I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Q: What's Brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre
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You're a douche. But you're our douche, so fuck 'em.
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R.I.P The Snake
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Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
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12-19-2010, 01:09 PM
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Consume me.
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I beat my wife at poker last night. That'll teach her for taking my money.
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01-04-2011, 12:32 PM
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inextricably bound up with perception
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I added Princess Diana on Xbox Live yesterday. Don't think she has any games though, she's always on the dashboard.
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RIP JOE
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I take pizza seriously.
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9/11 was an inside job from the Roswell aliens and the Loch Ness Monster
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01-04-2011, 12:32 PM
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inextricably bound up with perception
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What's the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
One doesn't cry when you put your meat in it.
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RIP JOE
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Originally Posted by Beer
I take pizza seriously.
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Originally Posted by Eccles
9/11 was an inside job from the Roswell aliens and the Loch Ness Monster
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01-07-2011, 05:38 AM
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^ haha
It's cruel that people make fun of the way Stephen Hawking talks. I use one of those voice boxes myself and can synthesize with him.
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01-07-2011, 05:39 AM
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My wife has finally convinced me to go to church with her after all these years. Well it is her funeral after all.
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01-07-2011, 05:43 AM
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I'm not saying your child is ugly..... I'm just saying you will never have to worry about pedophiles.
My girlfriend and I are having a communication problem. Every time I call, her husband answers the phone.
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01-20-2011, 12:34 PM
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I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Q: Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic,
transvestite?
A: She just wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
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You're a douche. But you're our douche, so fuck 'em.
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Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
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Nothing I post is mine
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