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Candi Apples · #**5011** 08-04-2008, 09:29 PM

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When I was a teenager,I had a mall cop try to arrest me for stealing a lipstick,even though I was planning on buying it.

He said to me "you won't be as calm as a cucumber,once your mom arrives". So my mom comes,signs the release forms,and takes me home.

I think this mall cop was expecting my mother to yell at me,but my mother knew I would never steal anything,so it wasn't an issue.

Kmart used to have a lot of undercovers in their store,and it was so fucking annoying.

jizzay · #**5012** 08-04-2008, 09:31 PM

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Guy Guy, do you see? Example 212

Goat Gosselin · #**5013** 08-04-2008, 09:32 PM

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its been forever since my city had a Kmart

lastlineofd · #**5014** 08-04-2008, 09:33 PM

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Sorry to correct you Jay but thats more like example 256... I just took at look at the post count... unless of course you are assuming some of them are okay...

Candi Apples · #**5015** 08-04-2008, 09:34 PM

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Me too.My city hasn't had a Kmart or Woolworths for at least 10 yrs.

Now,it's Wal-Mart,Zellers,and a shit hole called Bargain Bargain.

There used to be a store called Bargian Harold's in the 80's,and it
was a great store,then it went bankrupt.

guy_guy · #**5016** 08-04-2008, 09:34 PM

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well, i kinda like to read funny stories...i mean, this is the random thoughts forum, isn't it? tell me more stories -i was denied a normal childhood and no one read to me

jizzay · #**5017** 08-04-2008, 09:35 PM

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No I was guessing, thanks.

jizzay · #**5018** 08-04-2008, 09:36 PM

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She is like an old truck driver, has a story for anything. I think that's what is annoying everyone.

Goat Gosselin · #**5019** 08-04-2008, 09:40 PM

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hope that she has more teeth than an old truck driver. if she has 3 she is way ahead

Candi Apples · #**5020** 08-04-2008, 09:40 PM

Not really funny,but my neighbor called the cops on me yesterday.

I wasn't playing an music,just a drunken game of Monopoly.

He told the cops that I was "laughing too loud".

The cops came by,and were pissed at my neighbor,because they said it was not a good enough reason to be calling the authorities.

They told him if he didn't like it,that he could move out.

That gave me a good laugh.