08-04-2008, 09:29 PM
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When I was a teenager,I had a mall cop try to arrest me for stealing a lipstick,even though I was planning on buying it.
He said to me "you won't be as calm as a cucumber,once your mom arrives". So my mom comes,signs the release forms,and takes me home.
I think this mall cop was expecting my mother to yell at me,but my mother knew I would never steal anything,so it wasn't an issue.
Kmart used to have a lot of undercovers in their store,and it was so fucking annoying.
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08-04-2008, 09:31 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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Guy Guy, do you see? Example 212
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08-04-2008, 09:32 PM
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its been forever since my city had a Kmart
08-04-2008, 09:33 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Sorry to correct you Jay but thats more like example 256... I just took at look at the post count... unless of course you are assuming some of them are okay...
08-04-2008, 09:34 PM
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Me too.My city hasn't had a Kmart or Woolworths for at least 10 yrs.
Now,it's Wal-Mart,Zellers,and a shit hole called Bargain Bargain.
There used to be a store called Bargian Harold's in the 80's,and it
was a great store,then it went bankrupt.
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08-04-2008, 09:34 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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well, i kinda like to read funny stories...i mean, this is the random thoughts forum, isn't it? tell me more stories -i was denied a normal childhood and no one read to me
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08-04-2008, 09:35 PM
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No I was guessing, thanks.
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She is like an old truck driver, has a story for anything. I think that's what is annoying everyone.
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08-04-2008, 09:40 PM
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hope that she has more teeth than an old truck driver. if she has 3 she is way ahead
08-04-2008, 09:40 PM
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Not really funny,but my neighbor called the cops on me yesterday.
I wasn't playing an music,just a drunken game of Monopoly.
He told the cops that I was "laughing too loud".
The cops came by,and were pissed at my neighbor,because they said it was not a good enough reason to be calling the authorities.
They told him if he didn't like it,that he could move out.
That gave me a good laugh.
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