I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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And I, for one, would stop throwing them down wells if they wouldn't scream so much. If they didn't want my penis in them they shouldn't have dressed that way.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Ah but platinum is rarer and thus a 100x's more precious than just piece of rock. Plus the diamond market is nothing but a scam manipulated mostly by DeBeers. If Russia were to ever release their massive stock in diamonds, the price for that commodity will plunge.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
What do you want out of a relationship, specifically one with me?
your snatch on my face, cock, or hand at 90% of the time and the rest of the time i will try a different hole like in the ear
What is your idea of a perfect date? (3 sentences or less)
Going to a bar and getting obscenely drunk. Trying to find another girl for a threesome. Profit!