A new twist on an age-old question

[werdna]

1) Have dinner: Martin Luther King Jr.

2) Smoke weed: Jay & Silent Bob.

3) Watch a porno: Haley Paige (If she was still alive)

4) Play golf: Jamie Farr

5) Sleep with: Rose McGowan

6) Go to a ball game: My family

7) Kick them in the crotch: Rachael Ray

8) Box/fistfight: Jesus

9) Kill: Mikey Mouse

10) Switch lives: Batman

11) Erase: The Bush Administration

12) Wiretap/spy on: Dick Cheney

13) Play Guitar Hero: Weird Al Yankovic

14) Drink with: Nikola Tesla

15) Skydive with: a parachute

[BlackCrypt]

1) Have dinner with the Swedish Chef

2) Smoke weed with Jason Mewes

3) Watch a porno with Barak Obama

4) Play golf with Alice Cooper

5) Sleep with Alyssa Milano

6) Go to a ball game with James Earl Jones

7) Kick them in the crotch, gotta say Jimmy Fallon

8) Box/fistfight, Rick Allen from Def Leppard

9) Kill, yeah, drawing a blank on this one

10) Switch lives, it would great to be Nic Cage!

11) Erase, Miley Cyrus

12) Wiretap/spy on Hugh Hefner

13) Play Guitar Hero with Bill and Ted

14) Drink with Tommy Lee

15) Skydive with Patrick Swayze

[werdna]

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We both picked Jason Mewes. I almost wrote down his name but went with just Jay.

[BlackCrypt]

Noticed that! And Me and Shasta picked the same chick to sleep with!

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wait where did you read that she made 200K an ep?

that is an insanely large amount per episode for a reality show...AND ESPECIALLY one that is on MTV. Everyone knows MTV pays the least out of all the networks.
(even though it is the largest TV network in existence right now)

Is that just a figure that you grabbed from thin air?

[Omaplata]

No, I have a friend from law school that worked for MTV Latin America in Miami. Also, there was an article a couple months back about what MTV was paying reality stars. It was more aimed at the Hills "stars," but I would probably say that even if she wasn't on that level, the tramp would be making serious coin. I've also heard the figure is around $25K an episode. In any event, it's a lot of money for doing nothing but letting cameras follow you around. Also, MTV allegedly tries to deflate what they pay their "stars" to avoid public scrutiny. Interestingly, most of these people don't appear to be hurting for any money.

[Omaplata]

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I just did a quick web search to see what would come up. I can't remember where I read the article, but I know it wasn't the NY Times or the WSJ. It's possible my friend tried to inflate the dollar amount per episode, although I'm not sure why they would. Maybe they were including all perks? I can't really say for sure. This article seems to support that $25K is what a "star" would be paid. I'm sure Tila Tequila's show generated decent numbers for MTV. Even if she was only making $15K an episode and she did 10 episodes, that's decent coin.

[jizzay]

1) Have dinner with Giada De Laurentiis

2) Smoke weed with Willie nelson

3) Watch a porno with Teagan Pressley

4) Play golf with Charles Barkley

5) Sleep with Jessica Biel

6) Go to a ball game with Pete Rose

7) Kick them in the crotch, gotta say Kevin Federline

8) Box/fistfight, Stevie Wonder

9) Kill: Justin Timberlake

10) Switch lives, Hugh Hefner

11) Erase, Star Jones

12) Wiretap/spy on George W. Bush

13) Play Guitar Hero with Zackk Wilde

14) Drink with Tommy Lee

15) Skydive with Dick Cheney (I wanna pack his chute)

[ddedig]

1) Have dinner- Bill Clinton

2) Smoke weed- Christopher Hitchens

3) Watch a porno- Allysin Chaines

4) Play golf- Me and George Carlin would gleefully bulldoze all 18 holes and make a large parkinglot

5) Sleep with- Keira Knightley

6) Go to a ball game- Both of my Grandfathers

7) Kick them in the crotch- Ralph Nader

8) Box/fistfight- Rush Limbaugh

9) Kill- Hitler

10) Switch lives- Rory John Gates (Bill Gate's son)

11) Erase- Karl Rove

12) Wiretap/spy on- Whoever, or whatever picks those powerball numbers

13) Play Guitar Hero- Les Claypool

14) Drink with- Ernest Hemmingway

15) Skydive with- a parachute (rimshot)

[Choppie]

I'd like to kick young Bush Sr in the nuts, hard enough to prevent W from happening.