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Old 04-08-2009, 11:05 PM
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Old 04-09-2009, 01:25 AM
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why thank you.....

For the ladies...

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

and the classic lame one

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

and lastly.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

The line to kick me starts to the left...
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Old 04-09-2009, 01:34 AM
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Old 04-09-2009, 01:41 AM
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hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, then learn to fight. I can't fight! SO, Ha-ha!


a few more Ladies!

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.


that's all folks...
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:04 AM
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
  

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My favorite pick-up line:

"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

(works every time)
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:03 AM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
  

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My fallback is "Hey do you work out?"

Then there is a strange pause while they wonder if I'm asking because they have a tight body or if I'm asking because they should work out because their ass is too big.

Then I say "What do you bench?"

They always talk to me. Could be because I'm so good looking.



Sometimes when I get wasted, I say in a bad Cuban accent "Jou so pretty. I like jour makeup." Then I reach my hand out to try to touch their face. They leave pretty quick with that one.
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It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
  

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