If I want to fight I usually say something like go fuck your mother or something about their mother, Or call them cock sucker . Some kind of funny ones I like are, I remember my first beer, or pointing out something they have on like a watch or something and say, nice watch. Do they make them for men?
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
When someone does something stupid (usually tech related around me), I say "Oh, that's a UHE." Then I just fix their fuck up.
That's something I came up with back in the late 80's because of a constantly dumbfounded customer who was actually really cool and fun. Took her 6 months of me saying it to ask me what it stands for.
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When I used to work and would have to sit in meetings or conference calls, I would repeat the persons idiotic statement so everyone heard it clearly and then ask them to elaborate a little more.
You catch them with their pants down bullshitting the room and then watch them try to back out of what they said.