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Old 07-14-2009, 01:24 AM
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I say this to my boss every day.

It's people like you who caused the space shuttle to explode.
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Old 07-14-2009, 02:20 AM
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If I want to fight I usually say something like go fuck your mother or something about their mother, Or call them cock sucker . Some kind of funny ones I like are, I remember my first beer, or pointing out something they have on like a watch or something and say, nice watch. Do they make them for men?
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:08 AM
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When someone does something stupid (usually tech related around me), I say "Oh, that's a UHE." Then I just fix their fuck up.

That's something I came up with back in the late 80's because of a constantly dumbfounded customer who was actually really cool and fun. Took her 6 months of me saying it to ask me what it stands for.

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Old 07-14-2009, 10:32 AM
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Thank goodness you're pretty seems to work well in several situations. And then of course the hideous chuds are doubly fucked.
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:49 AM
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Sounds similar to "ID ten T" error = ID10T
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:27 PM
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:57 PM
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When I used to work and would have to sit in meetings or conference calls, I would repeat the persons idiotic statement so everyone heard it clearly and then ask them to elaborate a little more.

You catch them with their pants down bullshitting the room and then watch them try to back out of what they said.
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Old 07-14-2009, 02:04 PM
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I use a variation of this

"why don't you go in the kitchen because I made you a big bowl of go fuck yourself"
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Old 07-14-2009, 03:03 PM
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