02-23-2011, 07:10 PM
Waiting like a stalking butler
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my uncle told me tomorrow is national get laid day. i've never heard of such a thing but good luck everybody.
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02-23-2011, 07:16 PM
I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Don't do it with you're uncle. That would be terrible
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Damn you Eccles! *shakes fist*
Nothing I post is mine
02-23-2011, 07:38 PM
Creepy Uncle Alert. As I'm affectionately known by my nieces and nephews.
02-23-2011, 08:05 PM
Say what you want about big business. When the market demands, they produce.
02-23-2011, 08:45 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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What if this is as good as it gets?
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im...tiny...anal...hurts...
R.I.P. JMA
02-23-2011, 09:20 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Max is a big fucking whore!
That is all.
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
02-23-2011, 09:22 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Anyone seen Satan around lately???
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you need to find a new dealer
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
02-23-2011, 09:28 PM
Waiting like a stalking butler
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no need to worry about that.
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02-23-2011, 11:20 PM
I may not be attractive but... oh nevermind.
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nothing like the feeling of accomplishment when you do a great job with all the wrong tools.
i just snaked a 4 inch sewer line with a hand snake i use for my sinks. and it worked!
and if i ever catch my wife flushing a swiffer wet cloth down the toilet again i swear i'll make her eat it.
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The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
02-23-2011, 11:35 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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