02-12-2011, 08:28 PM
Converstions I Have With my Wife
(after slapping her ass with the belt on my bathrobe)
Her: You know what I wish was never invented?
Me: me?
Her: beer.
02-13-2011, 12:12 AM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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^^^blasphemy!!!
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02-13-2011, 01:02 AM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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What the fuck is a gym?
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
02-13-2011, 01:12 AM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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02-13-2011, 02:01 AM
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lol hey man, I didn't do shit but look at this computer for years. I started working out recently and I feel so much better. I had terrible insomnia and anxiety and I sleep like a baby now.
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02-13-2011, 02:30 AM
It's Karmageddon Bitches!
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02-13-2011, 03:16 AM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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You mean they don't do this at every gym? That explains some of the looks I got last time I went...
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02-13-2011, 03:41 AM
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I thought that was you.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
02-13-2011, 04:14 PM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
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how's the view from sugar island, bitch...? ...awesomeness ensues!
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02-13-2011, 04:39 PM
I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Jennifer Lawrence at the BAFTAs. Good lord yes
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