Jesus! what is it with all the fucking Mexican Guido Snookis running around down here! when the fuck did Telemundo start airing Jersey Shore?!
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Should get my yearly review some time this week and find out what kind of raise/bonus I'm getting. I hope it's decent, or enough to cover my taxes since I got fucked when I forgot to fill out a new W4 after separating. Either way, I only need $50 to get my next tattoo done since the tattooist is the husband of a girl I've been friends with since high school. He told me he'd do my Skull and Cross Mice for $50 and touch up my girlfriend's heart/rose for $20.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I love the new forum tagline - "Fuck Yo' crispy chicken sandwich!"
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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I injured both my hands jerking off too vigorously to work the keyboard and mouse.
Jk, na seriously I just don't have the time atm.
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