I’d have to agree with pretty much every thing on this board so far – but the two biggest peeves I have:
1. Fake ass titties that don’t move! I mean when a chick is getting railed nice and good. I want to see some titties moving, that turns me the fuck on. I can’t stand it; to see her body moving back and forth and the tits in a stationary position! I guess what I am saying, I like a little titty jiggle.
2. The accidental look at the camera. When I am spanking it to a great scene, I know the chick is faking it, the moans, eyes rolling back, arching the back, scratching – nothing kills a boner faster than when a chick glances at the camera looking for direction. ‘Look bitch I know you’re ass is faking it’ but please don’t break character just as I’m about to unload into my tissue. Keep it going until the next DVD chapter break....
I hate the giant gaping assholes. Like I want to see the inside of her colon. I could do without some of the chicks and their horrible sex sounds. No one believes that the screaming is real so shut the fuck up!
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I can't stand the insanely large fake boob jobs on porn stars. I understand if you have nothing and you want something but make it proportional to your body type. I think that I have become so numb to fake boobs that when I see a real set I get that same feeling I did when I saw fake ones for the first time and creamed my pants.