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Well, then, probably best that you lurk instead of post. DSF really frowns on members who scab pix and videos from other sites and post them here. We only allow original content. All those girls in my porn threads are my actual girlfriends.* The porn videos are also all original content, featuring the more adventurous members of DSF in various stages of concupiscence,** but what we're proudest of are the shot by shot recreations of Hollywood blockbusters that we've posted in the Movies to Download thread. I remember we must have spent nearly a week on Avatar alone.*** So, yeah, if you don't have original content to post, we wouldn't want you to expend any effort by laboriously googling "funny pictures" or "hot chicks what shows you their cooters" and then reposting them here.
*That's right - I fucked them all
**I'm the guy with the really huge dick
***The budget just for blue face paint was unbelievable
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!