The Story Behind The Screen Name...

[steyr]

It was a Steyr Mannlicher M95 straight -pull bolt action carbine.
The toy of the moment.
I'd had to hunt down its (totally obsolete) ammo at gun shows (8x56R) in order to be able to shoot it, and found it to be the heaviest kicking of all my rifles.
Can hardly run 5 rounds through it before the kick starts to get to you, and have had more than one fella refuse to take a second shot with it. Helps conserve ammo, mind.
Lotsa fun!

megadouche...

because my other screen-name, megafatslappinghomotrashdouche was already taken.

[randomhoudini]

The Urban Dictionary defines the Houdini as 'A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sex of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penile gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely. his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.'

The notion of such a thing nearly made me lose control of my bladder and I decided to name a band after it. Of course I couldn't just use Houdini so I added random to the front because it sounded better than anything else.So I named my band and secured the email address.

To date we haven't recorded anything.

[Shasturbator]

that's a good one, although I think "Superman dat ho" is much funnier...

[Flash]

Contrary to what some of u might think my screename isnt based off the comic book character(dont like comics at all)Flash. Being a die hard heat fan for about 5 years now(Dont hate 06 champs baby) my favorite player is Dwyane Wade nd his nicknamed is flash since hes so badass...so dere u have it...also heres hopin for the number 1 pick!!

[dragosani]

Boris Dragosani is villan in a Brian Lumley book

[PantyWho]

A year ago I was working on a work related assignment that consisted of finding pictures of girls with cute panties on.. you know the jail-bait type (I work for a porn company). I found thousands of panty pictures and pretty much built a database of online images. I had pink, red, big, small, ugly, weird looking, pretty much any kind of panty you wanted.

After the fourth day of working on the panty project I started dreaming of the dam things… I wish I could say I dreamed about girls making out in their undies, but pretty much all I saw in my dreams were panties… specifically polkadot panties. I mentioned my dreams to a coworker and she named me the panty girl, then somehow my nick name turn in to PantyWho.

[BlackCrypt]

I was trying to think of a unique name for a chat room I used to frequent, something dark sounding.

Since then, I have found out it is actually a game!

Ohh, I have also been called a gangmember. Some people are so fuckin stupid.

[wadd1]

certainly not for having a lot of money
lol

[Jules Winfield]

I've always been a fan of British comedy/slang/Guy Ritchie/Beatles/Stones/Boddington's....

Rogering is a British slang word for Fucking. So I named my unit Roger.

Brunswick is a term me and my buddy started using to describe a scrotum...and we thought it was hilarious....

When you put the two together you get Roger Brunswick = my Cock and Sac.


Love,
RB