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Originally Posted by pisceschef
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"I work in a tea store.
Today, a foreign couple came into the store looking not for tea, but rather for sweetener. We use agave nectar - a thin syrup made from the cactus plant - and so I handed them a sample of it in a paper cup with two wooden stir sticks. They immediately requested 5 bottles, as well as 100 individually packaged sticks of agave. As I was wrapping up this expensive splurge, the guy gestured to me that he wanted to put the stuff in his backpack and started making room for his new acquisition. Pulling out a purple and white carton, he ripped it open and handed to his lover fifteen pregnancy tests. Then he crumpled the box and left it, along with the receipt.
tl;dr Weirdos with lots of pregnancy tests came into my work and bought an absurd amount of agave nectar. Why would you need piles of both?"
I'm laughing so hard right now. We need more preggers tests on this list