...just if you were whacking off on a girl that wasn't interested in you. I guess in my head it was some weird passed out girl / rape scenario or something. I guess there are a lot of other scenarios, though.
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What if you're jerking off at a funeral and all of a sudden the dead person wakes up which startles you so much that you accidentally cum on her face? It is possible after all.
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I can think of a lot more times its appropriate to jerk off in front of a girl.
1. If she's a girl, she has girl parts and wants to put boy parts in them.
2. You should be proud of Mr. Penis and show him as often as possible, especially when there is just one girl, aka witness around.
3. Voyeurism is cool. Me and Chesty love to do stuff publicly and beating off in front of her, while sometimes weird, is still naughty.
But, I'm not the one to ask being that in college I had no door to my bedroom and after sex would just wonder around with my cock out while people were over. I'm not what one would call shy.
In conclusion, if your around a hot girl, just start beating off. If she acts grossed out or scared, just say you were joking and you do that to everyone. You can't lose.
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I agree to the awkwardness. I havent actually done it in front of my current girlfriend. I kinda think she'd like it, but maybe I'm just to shy to ask, "Hey baby, wanna watch me whack it?" Seems like I'd just prefer to make her suck me off.
I have in the past jerked myself off with a different girls hand. basically she was jerkin it, and I grabbed her hand and showed her how it was done. that was cool. And that chick definately liked it. But I didnt respect her, so i didnt care that I was basically tellin her she didnt know what she was doin.
i find that with my gf that if i start to tug so she sees, she will get horny and we will have sexy time. seems to either get her in the mood or gets her wanting sex at that moment. works every time