I drank so many jaegarbombs on a night out that my heart really started racing not in a good way. My mates idea? Have a bottle of red wine, it's good for the heart.
Not good for the head the next morning.
My cure: painkillers (I use neurofen). Red bull and a big greasy breakfast sandwich with sausages, rashers, egg, hash brown, pudding. Oh and a coffee.
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