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No Friday I am going to go bang the hell out of my Chinese girlfriend
I haven't seen her in a month.
I will admit I got a few massages while I was there, but no happy endings. The other day I got a foot massage, and it was so painful. The other guys fell asleep and I was dying. I must have soft feet. They still hurt. She did that thing with the hot bottles on my feet. That didn't hurt, but she has these strong pointy fingers and it felt like she was trying to bore into the bottom of my foot and pull out the bones.
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09-22-2010, 03:22 PM
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I know, I am going nuts, over here on the East coast. I really want a platter like that right about now!!
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09-22-2010, 04:03 PM
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09-22-2010, 04:34 PM
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09-22-2010, 11:23 PM
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09-23-2010, 01:32 AM
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09-23-2010, 10:23 AM
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