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nope. it's for a new life insurance policy.
i'm sure you know Lance Armstrong is from Austin. So this town is full of spandex wearing, track cyclist wannabes.
it's hilarious cuz you can even see chubby middle aged men on $8,000 carbon fiber bikes and you can tell they have no clue what they are doing but they have all the most expensive kit and gear, LoL.
Oh and I'm not trying to bag on middle aged men or chubby people.
At least they are trying to get some exercise.
I am bagging on the fact that some of these guys buy these expensive bikes and ride them a couple of times before they realize they don't like the sport and then give it up.
What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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I just saw a man almost commit suicide by jumping off a tall bridge. I turned around on the bridge because I wanted to talk to him. By the time I turned he was already crying and walking back to his car. Asshole stole a great story/conversation from me.