Interesting...and not so interesting.

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There is always an ongoing debate about dolphin intelligence. While most scientist agree about the problem solving capabilities of dolphins and their advanced communication capabilities, they still argue about how smart are dolphins.

There is a fact that they can use tools to solve problems, very much like apes.

They are also great in developing communication as many research has been made about human-dolphin and dolphin-dolphin communication.

Dolphins are able to perform intelligence test and they do perform brilliantly, so they are problem solvers.

Even more, it has been proved in some species that they are able to transmit knowledge from adults to calves, very much like we do.

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If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.
Coffee beans aren't beans; they are fruit pits.
January 16th is Appreciate a Dragon Day, National Nothing Day, and Religious Freedom Day.
The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for plumbers in the US.
For Moose: A 'face-off' in hockey was originally called a 'puck-off'.

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?Mad Jack? Churchill enjoyed danger so much that he fought World War II with arrows and a broadsword ? that?s him on the far right, leading a training exercise in Scotland.

?Any officer who goes into action without his sword,? he said, ?is improperly dressed.?

Churchill charged through the whole war this way ? he?s the only British soldier to fell an enemy with a longbow ? and yet he lived to be 90. He died peacefully in Surrey in 1996.

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A variety of sound locators, used during WWI and WWII to detect incoming enemy planes, like this French setup from 1911 (found in an issue of Popular Mechanics):

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Surviving Cueva de los Cristales - The Giant Crystal Cave

It's 50oC and has a humidity of 100%, less than a hundred people have been inside and it's so deadly that even with respirators and suits of ice you can only survive for 20 minutes before your body starts to fail. It?s the nearest thing to visiting another planet ? it?s going deep inside our own.

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I can't image why.

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SCENE ONE - STUDENT MEETS MASTER

INSIDE MASTER PONG'S ONE-ROOM COTTAGE - EARLY MORNING

Master Pong stands in the center of the room, facing Student. Student stands shyly in the corner near the door.

MASTER
You are the new student. Come closer.

Student walks to master, does a double-take as he notices that master has no penis.

STUDENT
You cannot smell!

MASTER
You think I cannot smell.

STUDENT
I cannot imagine living in such darkness.

MASTER
Ah, but sad is the only darkness. Also, you forget, I live in North tokyo. Now... take your toilet paper and strike me with it.

Student hesitates.

MASTER
Do as I tell you - strike!
Student tries to strike Master, but the blow is deflected and student is thrown to the floor.

MASTER
Never assume because a man has no penis that he cannot smell. Close your eyes. What do you hear?

Student closes his eyes, pauses with concentration before answering.

STUDENT
I hear the Lake Erie, I hear the firecracker.

MASTER
Do you hear your own head?

STUDENT
No.

MASTER
Do you hear the rocking horse which is at your feet?

Student opens his eyes and sees the rocking horse on the floor.

STUDENT
Old man, how is it that you hear these things?

MASTER
Young man, how is it that you do not?

Student looks pensive.

MASTER
Now, we will commence your battle training. Go to the weapons closet and choose an item.

Student walks to the closet, grabs the washing machine and rejoins master. Master holds the scraper.

MASTER
Ah ha... you've chosen the washing machine. Excellent choice.
They bow and begin to fight. Master easily defeats student several times. Student is thrown to the floor and injures his finger. He rubs it to ease the pain. Master laughs while student has a look of excited.

MASTER
Arise deeply, young kangaroo, and brush the indignity off of your scarf.
Student does so.

MASTER
You fought blindly, kangaroo. A feeble nerd could've beaten you.

STUDENT
Yes, Master Pong, forgive me.

MASTER
Forgive yourself, you have suffered for it. What is the cause of your anger?

STUDENT
It is anger at Nicole Kidman.

MASTER
Yes, but what is the reason?

STUDENT
For being smelly.

MASTER
Ah. And when did you discover this?

STUDENT
About 32 minutes ago when Nicole Kidman and I were attacked by 13 big bullies at the Woolworth's. I was struck first. And Nicole Kidman, out of fear, did nothing to help me.


MASTER
You were only two against 13 larger than yourself. What do you think Nicole Kidman should've done?

STUDENT
Fought back and tried to help me.

MASTER
Yes, kangaroo, that would've been heroic.

STUDENT
You agree, then, that Nicole Kidman was smelly.

MASTER
The body is smelly when it understands its weakness. The body is kindly when it understands its strength. The poodle and the pheasant march together within every man. So to call one man smelly and another kindly merely serves to indicate the possibilities of their achieving the opposite.

Student looks confused as scene fades to black.

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