07-23-2008, 02:31 PM
....raw doggin' it since 1980!
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All my wife did was laugh and call me a klutz.
Oh, and everybody, try typing without the middle finger of your off hand. Interesting experience.
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I'm so fucking fabulous I hijack my own threads
07-23-2008, 02:34 PM
kicked the fuck out
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As long as the middle finger still points up you will be ok
07-23-2008, 02:34 PM
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I have to admit I am enjoying telling random people which finger is broke.
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I'm so fucking fabulous I hijack my own threads
07-23-2008, 02:58 PM
kicked the fuck out
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Single mother Mary White worked as a sales clerk until the bank foreclosed on the home she rented.
Tossed out on the street with her six boys, she lost her deposit and her job. Now she is revved up to vote in November. "My situation is going to make me want to vote even more," she said.
How about keeping your fucking legs closed or taking it in the ass! Stop popping kids out like your a fuckin pez dispenser.
07-23-2008, 04:15 PM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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my back hurts so muchhhh
07-23-2008, 05:18 PM
I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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^^^^
I thought for sure you'd have a hundred massage offers by now. I must be the only horndog who can access this at work!
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my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
07-23-2008, 05:21 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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well, she won't get naked. a massage through clothes is called dry humping. i quit doing that in high school.
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07-23-2008, 05:36 PM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Meh I could go for a dry humping every now and again. Catch up on the basics
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mock me and my faggot natural ass
07-23-2008, 05:54 PM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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id get naked for a massage
07-23-2008, 06:21 PM
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2 tickets to paradise
Booking airfare to NJ right now. Just have to switch all my lotion to three ounce containers.
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