03-08-2023, 10:52 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
03-09-2023, 01:22 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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You don't need underwear where I'm taking you.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
03-09-2023, 07:17 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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There is just no winning with some guys LOL. I have to say I'm not into plain white cotton panties.
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03-11-2023, 05:02 PM
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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I drank too much and I missed most of today. It is also only 5pm.
03-11-2023, 09:33 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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That's what weekends are for. Unless you feel ill you didn't drink too much.
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03-12-2023, 05:33 PM
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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Nah, I kept it down
, just passed out to oblivion, but I had some cool dreams so there is that.
03-17-2023, 12:42 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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My wife called me lazy. I countered with the fact that I produce between 130 and 200 million sperm per day. At her peak, she produced 1 egg a month but I am still on the job in my 60's. Back off, bitch! I'm working here!
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
03-17-2023, 04:45 AM
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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Happy Irish People's Day to our Irish folks out there.
03-17-2023, 04:06 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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I'm 89% Irish say my DNA thank God my penis belongs to the other 11%
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03-17-2023, 04:07 PM
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