Introduce Yourself Again - Page 318 - The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions

Bob Wehadababyitsboy · #**3171** 03-24-2017, 04:26 PM

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No, I was on traveling the country, couldn't get reliable internet service and forgot my password.

Frothy Afterbirth · #**3172** 03-26-2017, 10:38 AM

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I'm taking a wild guess as your profession.

Vodkaman · #**3173** 03-26-2017, 02:09 PM

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Or this

Bob Wehadababyitsboy · #**3174** 03-26-2017, 10:09 PM

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if only it were that cool. But yes, I was driving a truck. Fun work, but the lot lizards were going downhill

amtronic · #**3175** 05-02-2017, 02:31 PM

Me, I'm nobody. But my mom did talk her way out of a speeding ticket with a New York trooper on the Thruway. It's the mid-60's and my mom, me (10), and my shitbag sister (6) are on our way to visit relatives upstate. We're bombing along about 70 on the Pike and get pinched.
My mom is out back pleading her case to the trooper and I hear her mention 'these miserable kids' and point to the car. I start pounding the shit out of my sister. She freaks out and starts hitting back at me. The car's rocking, its full on MME mayhem inside. My mom sees us and starts crying and pointing and walking away.
I suppose the trooper figured that he wanted no part of roadside family intervention. He pulled my mom back, gave her back her license, and told her to get control of her kids and drive under the speed limit.
My mom got back in and we finished the trip in silence. She did look at me and smile.

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Frothy Afterbirth · #**3176** 05-02-2017, 05:46 PM

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That is so heartwarming.

Vodkaman · #**3177** 05-02-2017, 10:55 PM

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And I thought I was the old man here. You showed your age when you used the word "pinched" besides the fact that you gave your age and ballpark year. Cool story brings back memories of those road trips where my father would yell "I can reach you back there" as he swatted at me and my two sisters in the back seat. RIP Dad

Bob Wehadababyitsboy · #**3178** 05-03-2017, 12:00 AM

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Fuck, I gotta ask. Why the hell do you always finish your posts the same freaking way

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amtronic · #**3179** 05-03-2017, 08:32 AM

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To piss off the weak.

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Bob Wehadababyitsboy · #**3180** 05-03-2017, 11:04 AM

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Now I hate you. Prepare for battle. (not hitting in the face, I'm too pretty)

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