If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I think I should wears crowns for both of my heads.
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Remember the last time you did something like that? We had to call the fire department to remove the Adidas EQT Torsion Support you somehow got jammed up your urethra while trying to pretend your Johnson could play defense like it was Ricky Pierce while you were Joe Dumars.
Your step brother was laughing so hard we had to slap him with an old two by four to get him to pay attention and move out of the way. I never understood why those koosh balls fell out of his ass then or why he was playing with them naked but you should have seen the look on his face.
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I don't remember that at all. I think someone slipped a roofie and I awoke with a sore ass.
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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Wasn't deleted; it was hiding deep in the bowels of my inbox.
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Hi, I'm MGH, one of the old fat white fuckers that hangs out here and tries to bang the hotties like MM and Mega (and N2 when I'm feeling yellow heat).
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CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
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Bitch you can't do that, we haven't started a circle jerk!
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