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I really don't like thongs on girls. You can't pull them to the side easily, you got to dig them out of their ass crack, they come out stained brown and smelly. I much prefer bikini bottom style, you can slide them over pretty quickly to get to the good stuff and you don't have any poop left over under your fingernails.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
A Catholic priest and a Jewish Rabbi are walking down a sidewalk when they see a little boy on a swing set. The priest says "oh, let's drag him into the woods and fuck him." The rabbi says "out of what?"
Redneck walks in to his daughter's bedroom and catches her masturbating with a cucumber. He says "Goddammit, Beulah, I was gonna eat that later, and now it's gonna taste like salad!"
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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As Christmas nears, just remember that God climbed on top of Mary on April 1st, year Zero, and said, "April Fool's, bitch!!" and begat his only son all up in her business.
And forever after that, whenever Joseph banged Mary, all she could do was keep yelling, "Oh God, Oh God!" which both turned Joseph on and nagged at his self-esteem.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...