i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: The Canyons of your mind
Posts: 386
Credits: 14,669
What did I miss?
Used to be on here a lot. Probably too much. I actually have a laptop again so there's that.
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I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,554
Credits: 1,285,955
I'm Frothy, I'm might still be the oldest continuous member here but log ins are infrequent with occasional posts which makes me a huge disappointment under the eyes of the Lord. Shameful. So pray for me, tho I'd rather y'all give me your monies. All transfers can be sent to my Bank of Cayman acct #00006676100054688XXXX Routing # 86653352XXX
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: The Tundra aka MI
Posts: 9,295
Credits: 12,269,611
I'm Wood Dragon. I hate Foetus and Bob. (Although he's mostly MIA these days)
I'm a Dominant in the bdsm alternative lifestyle. I'm the guy with whom your wife incessantly messages to beat her ass cause you're too much of a pussy. So after she comes over and I give her pain and aftercare she can go home and not quite hate your guts so much.
You wondered why she's so pleasant and floaty a few days a month?