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Old 07-17-2008, 03:06 PM
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jesus got drunk and molested me
  

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a fly told me once that it burned when he peed
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about a man and his horse
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:10 PM
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Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
  

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if you stick your head under the hand dryer, you are getting a free blow job!!!
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:12 PM
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kicked the fuck out
  

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The voices speak...

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They are watching me
I think I am paranoid
Bigmac has a hemorrhoid.
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:18 PM
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Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
  

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Ohhh, is it poetry time????

There was a pen named dragon
people said he got his fag on
but I knew better
that he was only a little bitter.
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:34 PM
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Moses is a nice guy.
  

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Old 07-17-2008, 03:56 PM
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There once was a poster named Lion
who for want of attention was cryin

blaming the man named Pen
for his troubles again and again

all knew the lion fell flat
no smarter than a little gnat

obsessed with boobs like every dude
his rhyming skill is practically nill

in a battle of wits with the unarmed
Pendragon will leave the Lion unharmed

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Old 07-17-2008, 05:44 PM
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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
 

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I would love to say that I get a real high from shitting explosive diarrhea but sadly it still hasn't happened for me.
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:46 PM
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Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
 

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Old 07-17-2008, 06:42 PM
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really? ...REALLY?? ...REALLY???

truthfully? I find it hard to believe that in your entire 30 or 40+ years of life you have never had a bad case of diarrhea.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:17 PM
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My mother had a random thought once. ONCE!
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