I have won the lifetime achievement award... twice.
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Gainesville, FL
Posts: 1,181
Credits: 84,464
Is this where I post the nudes? J/K
I am a student at UF in Gainesville, FL. I've been reading the DSF blog for a long time, and checking in on the forums every so often. Figured I should introduce myself before I just jumped into conversations...
I work full time + school, so you won't have to worry about me spamming my post count.
There seems to be a pretty laid-back mix here, so hopefully I can blend right in.
Hey all, my name is tumbleweed. I've been a lurker on this site for months now, but have just recently found the forum. I'm obsessed with boobs, especially celebrity boobs, and was the original Mr. Skin before there was a website of the same name. I was the teenager taking the cable box apart looking for ways to unscramble the signal, because my parents were too cheap for HBO. Actually, way back then, there wasn't even HBO. I believe it was called OnTV or something like that. Anyone remember that? I remember spanking it to Angie Dickenson from 'Big Bad Mama', although I wasn't able to unscramble the signal and she looked like an android with oblong tits. But it was still good. Then one night I got busted by my Mom schwacking it to Bette Midler. She asked me what I was doing, and I told her my 'pee-pee' itched. Yeah, those were the days. Anywhoo...this site is great, you guys seem great, and I hope I can post some decent shit every now and then. And I promise not to post pic's of Bette Midler. What was I thinking?
I've been checking in on this site for... hell, I dunno, a while now I guess. Couple years probably. Got in the habit of browsing the interesting shit on the front page, and after a while I followed a few of Jesus' links to the forum and saw that there was good stuff to be found within... porn and music and miscellaneous et cetera. And then was further amazed that this place seemed to attract an entourage of people who didn't make me hope that a comet would come to wipe out humanity, which is rare for the internet these days. So-- in accordance with the prophecy-- here I am.
Anyway, me: general purpose white male, approx. 30 years old, raised by humans in dystopic post-modern mid-western suburbia, afflicted with sardonic megalomania and dumb luck, addicted to esoteric nonsense and weapons-grade THC, office drone double agent by day, comic book propagandist by night, and reigning brazillian train surfing champion. Nice ta meetcha.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled T&A.