You know what really grinds my gears?

[DSF Guest 9]

I've been patiently waiting for 9 years for the Red Dwarf movie. Nine years!! How is it that this shit has no funding but there's a craptastic "new" Star Wars ball-fest coming soon to theatres near you. Another Star Wars? Really? REALLY? Lucas has been doing his best to prevent losers from having sex since the 70s. Give the virgins a break, man. In the meantime, I'm stuck watching PBS marathons and fucking Coronation Street for my Lister fix. Fuck you, Star Wars. I blame you solely.

And that, folks, is what really grinds my gears.