02-26-2014, 08:35 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist when you need something.
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They're called impulse items. Shit you didn't realize you needed until the last minute when you saw it. That's why that stuff is at every register everywhere you go, from retail stores to gas stations.
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02-27-2014, 11:22 AM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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You both suck at this. Poor Jawja didn't even make it a page before people starting fucking shit up.
Why can't DSF have nice things?
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03-16-2014, 11:38 AM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Why do I keep buying all this shit. Boxes show up everyday but Sunday.
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03-17-2014, 03:56 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Why does this self-professed natural blonde's hair get black at the bottom every couple of months?
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03-17-2014, 04:32 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Why can't I piss in a straight line?
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03-17-2014, 06:00 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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Why are there never any Men's magazines at the checkout of the store? We shop too and it might be nice to have a Car and Driver or Men's Health to look at while Grandma takes six years to put her shit on the belt.
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03-21-2014, 03:31 PM
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Why is the Russian Army calling themselves Pro-Russian Self-Defense Forces?
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03-26-2014, 11:19 AM
You can find me hiding my face in bush, lady bush that is.
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Why does Foetus doesn't troll around here anymore?
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03-26-2014, 11:36 AM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Why doesn't someone ask Amelia Earhart to look for that lost Malaysian plane?
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03-26-2014, 11:36 AM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Why would anyone marry Gwyneth Paltrow in the first place?
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