Half way between Cape Town and Port Elizabeth in a place called Knysna (nice-na). We will be hosting the French team at a resort called Pezula (pay-zoo-lah) and the Denmark team at another resort called Simola (sim-oh-lah). Each on opposite sides of town, can't wait to see what fuckery it will cause to traffic.
There will also be lots and lots of this:
Looking at some of those 300 million dollar price tags I think they are exagerated as you multiply that by roughly 7.5 to get local currency.
No fucking way it cost that much to build......oh wait, that probably includes the ministers bribes, new rides and overseas holidays, silly me
