Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.
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I don't know what's creepier - the fact that I am worriedly aroused by these pretty fuckin' hot dolls, or the creepy bastards in the photos that are clearly the target demo for this shit.
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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They must all feel relieved that they don't have to deflate them when mommy knocks on their bedroom door now that they have their own bachelor pad but who the fuck would order the blue one????
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I say skin graft patches from the explosive experience of dripping candle wax on his 'real' doll during a romantic encounter.
Or maybe he just turned to the real doll after getting shanked in the pen by his loverboy.
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I was think of the news of the wierd story for when the FD has to come to his place to cut him free from the cuffs after his B&D night with the doll goes awry.
The doll is all decked out in leather sitting in the corner of the room, unlit cigarette dangling from her mouth and riding crop in her hands. This dufus has his ankles and wrists handcuffed to the bedposts while trying to explain to the firemen with tears in his eyes that she's not playing by the rules again and not respecting the "safe word".
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Am I the only one that looks at this dude and thinks he's trying to be like Bladolf Blitler? Or perhaps his Sharpton-saucer wig is already at the cleaners?
-SRD