
03-14-2009, 05:44 PM
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i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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And I've been watching too much UFC. Keep thinking about how many people I can kill with my bare hands before someone stops me...
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03-14-2009, 06:22 PM
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There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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I can answer that for you. Zero.
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03-14-2009, 06:23 PM
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This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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Maybe he can choke the chicken really well.
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03-14-2009, 10:26 PM
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I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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wtf?
did Baranjeto and Jizzay have a love child?
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my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
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03-29-2009, 01:04 AM
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I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states. 
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The roof is on fire.
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And miles to go before I sleep.
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03-29-2009, 01:19 AM
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There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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did you try to put it out?
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03-29-2009, 01:20 AM
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I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states. 
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I can't piss that high.
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And miles to go before I sleep.
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03-29-2009, 01:37 AM
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There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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Throw your hooker up there and tell her to roll around.
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03-29-2009, 07:42 PM
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Fat, lazy, sex addicted, self loathing, male pattern baldess. I also use humor to cover it up.
Red
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03-29-2009, 07:45 PM
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Let us know when you're using humor. Thanks.
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