Movie Quotes

[thongbird]

William Holden in The Wild Bunch:

"If they move, kill them."

The cinematic equivalent of your favorite uncle pulling a gun on you and realizing he isn't fooling around.

[Shasturbator]

I want to have a car that attract a woman with a shave down below.

Well that would be a Corvette or a Hummer.

A man yesterday tell me if I guy a car...I must buy one with a pussy magnet.

He means a car that women will like.

Yes, but where you keep this magnet?

No, there is not magnet! That was just - He just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.

Do this have a pussy magnet?

No. The vehicle itself will be the magnet.

If I give you a good price... will you please put in pussy magnet?

[Shasturbator]

My wife, her vagine, it hang down like wizard sleeve

[DSF Guest 8]

X-Mas Vacation Tirade!

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

http://www.zshare.net/audio/96923194fc4574/

[Striker]

The Dude - Walter, the Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter - What the fuck are you talking about?! The Chinaman is not the issue here dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not,-- also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh, Asian-American, Please.
The Dude - Walter, this isn't a guy who built the rail-roads, here, this is a guy --
Walter - What the fuck are you talk--
The Dude - Walter, he peed on my rug.


Jesus Quintana - Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click".
The Dude - Jesus.
Jesus Quintana - You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Both from The Big Lebowski.

[bobbbb]

XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?
Dragan: Yes.
XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?
Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
XXXX: Do you know where I live?
Dragan: No.
XXXX: Well, fuck off then.
[hangs up]

Eddie Temple: You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.

[effjay]

Anchorman is always quote gold:

Champ Kind: Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can?t get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
Brick Tamland: O, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

[bobbbb]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Bacon: Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

[DSF Guest 10]

"What's with the cat?"

"There's a problem with the cat."

"What's the problem?"

"It's your problem."

I think it's from Men In Black, but it might possibly be IRobot.

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