There's always the flashlight penis, so he can have a truly enlightened experience.
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Um, since it appears Amy and I will be the ones doing the penetrating and thus will have the view, I think we'd be the ones getting enlightened... to the inner workings of Therm. Not sure I need that experience.
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Or the irrepressible Star Wars Lightsaber Dildos, so he can have an experience that is out of this world.
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do you remember that thread where the homeless people (riddled with open sores/leprosy) were having sex? that feeling you got.....deep down? a strange mix of awesomeness.....shame.....disgust and a tinge of excitement?
that's the strap-on-cocktail of emotion I'm riding right now.
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Wow, if that's what you're feeling now, I wonder what the rollercoaster of emotions will be whilst you're being DPed by Bubbles and the Unicorn (sounds like a really bad 60s folk rock duo)?
Though the Orgasmatron could easily overtake the Unicorn... obviously we need more input from this sage and sensitive community. Vote people!
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