forum stepTV stepSTALKER sweatshop email Home

Go Back   The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions > General Discussion: > I am - Sex Talk of the Day
Reload this Page How much do you masturbate?

View Poll Results: How often do you masturbate?
More than twice a day 38 8.72%
Twice a day 50 11.47%
Everyday 172 39.45%
Every other day 119 27.29%
Twice a week 34 7.80%
Once a week 15 3.44%
Once a month 8 1.83%
Voters: 436. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 3 of 11 < 12 3 456 > Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #21  
Old 01-07-2009, 09:06 PM
Boon's Avatar
Boon Boon is offline
This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
  

Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: God's vagina
Posts: 3,454
Credits: 12,826
Boon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud ofBoon has much to be proud of
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
Then you're doing it wrong.
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 01-07-2009, 11:45 PM
serafina's Avatar
serafina serafina is offline
jesus is my homeboy
  

Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,160
Credits: 30,719
serafina has disabled reputation
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
Would showering and crying afterward help?
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 01-08-2009, 02:31 AM
beastley's Avatar
beastley beastley is offline
Dicktowel.com
  

Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,540
Credits: 91,724
beastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud of
Default
just spell his name backwards
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 01-08-2009, 07:54 AM
georgetenfour georgetenfour is offline
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
  

Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: balls deep in the douche
Posts: 967
Credits: 4,882
georgetenfour is starting to gain some momentum on DSF
Default
i jerk off for maintenance to keep an even keel. i really would rather save it all up for the wife but if i waited that long, (i mean sometimes it's HOURS from when i shoot her the knowing wink till the briefcase gets put away) we'd all suffer. if i go more than four hours without release, my hair starts falling out and the flowers in the window box wilt. it's ugly.
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 01-08-2009, 08:10 AM
velvet_skin's Avatar
velvet_skin velvet_skin is offline
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
  

Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,317
Credits: 19,528
velvet_skin is starting to gain some momentum on DSF
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
sometimes u just have to!
but it would be nice so store it in a jar in the fridge just to show her how good u've been
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 01-08-2009, 10:31 AM
beastley's Avatar
beastley beastley is offline
Dicktowel.com
  

Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,540
Credits: 91,724
beastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud ofbeastley has much to be proud of
Default
haha when u said even keel i expected u meant every 2 days or something
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 01-08-2009, 11:35 AM
georgetenfour georgetenfour is offline
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
  

Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: balls deep in the douche
Posts: 967
Credits: 4,882
georgetenfour is starting to gain some momentum on DSF
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
nah it's glandular i think. my whole life up till marriage was compensating for the embarrassment. i mean you should have seen the gym teacher in middle school. evil, evil woman. not even real fit or anything, just a kind of frumpy middle aged type. the push ups didn't just hurt my arms.
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 01-08-2009, 11:39 AM
velvet_skin's Avatar
velvet_skin velvet_skin is offline
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
  

Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,317
Credits: 19,528
velvet_skin is starting to gain some momentum on DSF
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
hon... what where you pushing up on?!

oh god..i need to shake my head an hour to get rid of this visual
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Old 01-08-2009, 02:36 PM
brodiemaxx's Avatar
brodiemaxx brodiemaxx is offline
Let's get drunk today. Let's get high tonight. Maybe in the morning things will be alright.
  

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Fucking Kansas
Posts: 3,333
Credits: 444,328
brodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud ofbrodiemaxx has much to be proud of
Default
For me, it depends on the week... and how cock hungry the old lady is. she is usually horney so sometimes i go a week or more without. she loves the cock, loves it!
__________________
Quote:
You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.
Quote:
Originally Posted by n2tattoos.lol View Post
fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
Quote:
Originally Posted by jo_dile View Post
LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Old 01-08-2009, 05:35 PM
Marko Marko is offline
paris gave me herpes
  

Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 30
Credits: 1,779
Marko is starting to gain some momentum on DSF
Default
Daily when my girlfriend is on her period. The rest of the month I usually refrain, unless she goes to bed early and I get bored. My record is seven times in one day, but it was a really boring day (or at least it would have been). I don't do the redwings thing anymore. The sight of my dong looking like a murder weapon afterwards is too much. However, if your definition of redwings is going down during that time of the month, well that's just sick and should only be arousing to a vampire.
__________________
Fueled by Steel Reserve
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 3 of 11 < 12 3 456 > Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:24 AM.

Disclaimer/DMCA -Contact Us - Drunkenstepfather - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
WE CANNOT POLICE EVERYTHING POSTED - IF YOU SEE YOUR COPYRIGHT MATERIAL - SEND US AN EMAIL AND WE WILL MAKE SURE TO REMOVE IT!Ad Management plugin by RedTyger