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Boon · #21 01-07-2009, 09:06 PM

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Then you're doing it wrong.

serafina · #22 01-07-2009, 11:45 PM

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Would showering and crying afterward help?

beastley · #23 01-08-2009, 02:31 AM

just spell his name backwards

georgetenfour · #24 01-08-2009, 07:54 AM

i jerk off for maintenance to keep an even keel. i really would rather save it all up for the wife but if i waited that long, (i mean sometimes it's HOURS from when i shoot her the knowing wink till the briefcase gets put away) we'd all suffer. if i go more than four hours without release, my hair starts falling out and the flowers in the window box wilt. it's ugly.

velvet_skin · #25 01-08-2009, 08:10 AM

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sometimes u just have to!
but it would be nice so store it in a jar in the fridge just to show her how good u've been

beastley · #26 01-08-2009, 10:31 AM

haha when u said even keel i expected u meant every 2 days or something

georgetenfour · #27 01-08-2009, 11:35 AM

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nah it's glandular i think. my whole life up till marriage was compensating for the embarrassment. i mean you should have seen the gym teacher in middle school. evil, evil woman. not even real fit or anything, just a kind of frumpy middle aged type. the push ups didn't just hurt my arms.

velvet_skin · #28 01-08-2009, 11:39 AM

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hon... what where you pushing up on?!

oh god..i need to shake my head an hour to get rid of this visual

brodiemaxx · #29 01-08-2009, 02:36 PM

For me, it depends on the week... and how cock hungry the old lady is. she is usually horney so sometimes i go a week or more without. she loves the cock, loves it!

Marko · #30 01-08-2009, 05:35 PM

Daily when my girlfriend is on her period. The rest of the month I usually refrain, unless she goes to bed early and I get bored. My record is seven times in one day, but it was a really boring day (or at least it would have been). I don't do the redwings thing anymore. The sight of my dong looking like a murder weapon afterwards is too much. However, if your definition of redwings is going down during that time of the month, well that's just sick and should only be arousing to a vampire.