Survey - FILL THIS OUT

[LingeringLonger]

Last voice you heard before you went to bed? My wife

Have you ever got into a wreck? Yes, two

First thing you ate today? bagel with butter

Have you ever smoked cocaine? nope

What are you looking forward to? having kids

Do you think you are an argumentative person? yes

Has this week been good? I'm alive and healthy...so yes

Have you ever had a difficult relationship?yes

How did you feel when you woke up today? happy

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? yup

Was yesterday better than today? nope

What time did you go to sleep last night? 1045

Are you happy right now? I will be when i am done with this

Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now? Italy

Have you ever been around someone who was high? all the time

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you go back to sleep? no

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't? all the time

Do you talk a lot? yes

Wake up next to anyone this morning? yes

Can you play pool?yes

Did you cry today?no

Who was the last person to make you smile? my wife

Have you ever kissed in the rain? yes

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? yes

Have you made a mistake this past week?yes

Who knows you better than you know yourself? my wife

Who was the last girl you talked to? my wife

What are you doing tonight? drinking

Are you excited for the future? yes

What are you going to do after this? drink some beers

What is the last movie you watched? Unfortunately Indiana jones 4

Do you find the opposite sex confusing? no

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant? yes

Are any of your friends pregnant? yes

Are you taller than 5'5"? yes

What were you doing at 9 this morning? teaching the youth of america

Can you admit when you're wrong? yes

Do you miss anyone?yes

Are you easily confused? yes...like why am I doing this

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband? yes

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color? yes

What color are your socks? white

[dusio22]

Last voice you heard before you went to bed? my daughter

Have you ever got into a wreck? too many times

First thing you ate today? it tasted like chicken

Have you ever smoked cocaine? nope

What are you looking forward to? besides death?

Do you think you are an argumentative person? Not usually

Has this week been good? I've had worse.

Have you ever had a difficult relationship? I haven't had one that isn't.

How did you feel when you woke up today? Tired

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? Sort of, I still wanted to bone her.

Was yesterday better than today? No

What time did you go to sleep last night? Midnight

Are you happy right now? Yeah, right.

Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now? It was a gift.

Have you ever been around someone who was high? who hasn't?

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you go back to sleep? No

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't? Fuck yes.

Do you talk a lot? Not really.

Wake up next to anyone this morning? Yep

Can you play pool? Pocket variety.

Did you cry today? Hell no.

Who was the last person to make you smile? I'm thinking......

Have you ever kissed in the rain? Only when it led to sex.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? Most likely.

Have you made a mistake this past week? Yeah, but not this hour.

Who knows you better than you know yourself? No one.

Who was the last girl you talked to? My significant other.

What are you doing tonight? This.

Are you excited for the future? Sure, why not?

What are you going to do after this? Look for porn.

What is the last movie you watched? Couldn't tell ya.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing? No, not at all......

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant? Hell yeah, it'd be pretty fucked up.

Are any of your friends pregnant? Nope.

Are you taller than 5'5"? Yes

What were you doing at 9 this morning? Nothing.

Can you admit when you're wrong? I suppose.

Do you miss anyone? Myself.

Are you easily confused? Huh?

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband? Depends who you ask.

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color? yes

What color are your socks? White

OK...so how fucking random is this question?!

[jljones83]

since when did DSF forums turn into myspace?????
FTW!

[beastley]

wtf, this was already pointed out...ftloss, chump

[jljones83]

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noted. too i never read the surveys on myspace, so i didn't bother reading them here, hence my missing the previous post.

[GuinnessStout]

Last voice you heard before you went to bed? Paul Jr on American Chopper

Have you ever got into a wreck? Numerous. Never my fault. Fuckers can't drive.

First thing you ate today? Burger King Italian Chicken sammich.

Have you ever smoked cocaine? Smoked it. nah

What are you looking forward to? My kids growing up and moving the fuck out.

Do you think you are an argumentative person? Yup.

Has this week been good? Nope.

Have you ever had a difficult relationship? Every fucking one.

How did you feel when you woke up today? Like shit. Torn calf muscles suck.

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? Do now.

Was yesterday better than today? Nope.

What time did you go to sleep last night? 11:50 something I guess. See# 1.

Are you happy right now? No. House full of pre-teen girls.

Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now? Prison issue.

Have you ever been around someone who was high? Who hasn't?

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you go back to sleep? Yup. 3 snoozes.

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't? Every day.

Do you talk a lot? No.

Wake up next to anyone this morning? Unfotrunately, yes.

Can you play pool? Quite well. Used to be in a league. Darts too.

Did you cry today? Probably should have.

Who was the last person to make you smile? My daughter.

Have you ever kissed in the rain? Of course.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? Unfortunately, yes.

Have you made a mistake this past week? One or two.

Who knows you better than you know yourself? My ex.

Who was the last girl you talked to? Wife

What are you doing tonight? Watching my daughter and her friends.

Are you excited for the future? With this economy?

What are you going to do after this? Shots.

What is the last movie you watched? The Goonies.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing? Not really.

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant? Hell no!!! I'd be rich and famous.

Are any of your friends pregnant? Yeah, and she's hot!

Are you taller than 5'5"? 6'1"

What were you doing at 9 this morning? Drinking coffee at home, being late for work. Should've been on site at 9.

Can you admit when you're wrong? Yes.

Do you miss anyone? My mom.

Are you easily confused? Huh?

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband? Not really.

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color? If grey is natural, then yes.

What color are your socks? n/a. Flip flops.

[Kyle E. Coyote]

Last voice you heard before you went to bed?

The cries of my victims played over and over....

Have you ever got into a wreck?

Every relationship I've ever been in.

First thing you ate today?
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My girlfriend.

Have you ever smoked cocaine?

Not that I remember... so probably.

What are you looking forward to?

Death.

Do you think you are an argumentative person?

Who's askin', pencil dick?

Has this week been good?

No. But by normal standards... no. But compared to most people I know... no.

Have you ever had a difficult relationship?

Only the ones with my mom, my dad, my stepmom, my brother, dog, paperboy, girlfriend, best friend, best friend's sister, best friend's sister's dog... this may take awhile.

How did you feel when you woke up today?

Hostile.

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?

Yes, before the operation.

Was yesterday better than today?

No.

What time did you go to sleep last night?

2 AM.

Are you happy right now?

No.

Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?

American Eagle.

Have you ever been around someone who was high?

My kid brother is ALWAYS high, so yes, whenever I go to my parents' house.

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you go back to sleep?

I just put a pillow over my head and ignore it.

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't?

Daily.

Do you talk a lot?

Well, sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. Usually I don't but sometimes when I'm just in the mood to talk I can't help myself. I talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk....

Wake up next to anyone this morning?

I woke up under someone....

Can you play pool?

Poorly. On a related note, I'm pretty good at breaking a cue over somebody's head.

Did you cry today?

Not since I was ten.

Who was the last person to make you smile?

This yuppie that fell down the escalator today.

Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Does the shower count?

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

Hopefully not.

Have you made a mistake this past week?

Seven. They all involved deciding to get out of bed.

Who knows you better than you know yourself?

My shrink.

Who was the last girl you talked to?

A telemarketer.

What are you doing tonight?

Drinking and masturbating after a bad date.

Are you excited for the future?

Armageddon is part of the future, right?

What are you going to do after this?

Move on to another thread.

What is the last movie you watched?

Butthole Pleasures 7.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?

If I didn't I'd have to either be God or gay. I'm neither.

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?

Being a dude, yeah, crying just might be a part of this universe-shattering, life-inverting discovery.

Are any of your friends pregnant?

No.

Are you taller than 5'5"?

One foot taller.

What were you doing at 9 this morning?

Sleeping.

Can you admit when you're wrong?

I probably could, if I was ever wrong.

Do you miss anyone?

I missed somebody last week. I had him right in the crosshairs, but he sneezed right as I pulled the trigger.

Are you easily confused?

What do you mean by that?

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?

No/yes.

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?

I dye my pubes.

What color are your socks?

The ones I wear are usually white and black. The one I whack off into is white and red.

[ms. cellany]

Last voice you heard before you went to bed?
My own, I talk to myself while I work on the thesis.

Have you ever got into a wreck?
No.

First thing you ate today?
Well I made a smoothie for breakfast, so that? Or the sandwich I made for lunch.

Have you ever smoked cocaine?
Why would I have?

What are you looking forward to?
Finishing the thesis, graduating next semester, and moving.

Do you think you are an argumentative person?
Not at all. But very stubborn.

Has this week been good?
No.

Have you ever had a difficult relationship?
More than my fair share, it seems.

How did you feel when you woke up today?
Very very tired after only getting 4 hours of sleep.

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Almost all of my best friends have been guys.

Was yesterday better than today?
No, today is Friday.

What time did you go to sleep last night?
3:30 in the morning.

Are you happy right now?
Sleepiness overrides all other feelings currently.

Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
The thrift store.

Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Every day.

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you go back to sleep?
No.

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't?
Haven't we all?

Do you talk a lot?
Occasionally

Wake up next to anyone this morning?
Nope.

Can you play pool?
Not really.

Did you cry today?
No.

Who was the last person to make you smile?
One of my students.

Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Yes.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
No clue. It'd be nice if the answer was yes!

Have you made a mistake this past week?
Oh my, yes.

Who knows you better than you know yourself?
My friend Tara.

Who was the last girl you talked to?
One of the undergrads helping me with my thesis research.

What are you doing tonight?
Sleeping soon, I hope.

Are you excited for the future?
Always.

What are you going to do after this?
Eat a very very late dinner.

What is the last movie you watched?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Of course.

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
Yes.

Are any of your friends pregnant?
Yes.

Are you taller than 5'5"?
Just barely.

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
Writing an abstract for a talk I'm giving on my research.

Can you admit when you're wrong?
Depends on who I have to admit it to.

Do you miss anyone?
Yes, very much.

Are you easily confused?
Not by concepts or theories, but by people, often enough.

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
The best!

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
I've never dyed it.

What color are your socks?
I almost always wear Chacos, so no socks.

[amylikewhoa]

Last voice you heard before you went to bed? mommy!


Have you ever got into a wreck? no


First thing you ate today? salad

Have you ever smoked cocaine? no

What are you looking forward to? nothing

Do you think you are an argumentative person? no fuck you

Has this week been good? yeah

Have you ever had a difficult relationship? yeah

How did you feel when you woke up today? happy

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? yes

Was yesterday better than today?
nope

What time did you go to sleep last night? 3am

Are you happy right now? yes

Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now? nordstrom

Have you ever been around someone who was high? yes

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you go back to sleep? no

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren't? yes

Do you talk a lot? yes


Wake up next to anyone this morning? nope

Can you play pool? yes

Did you cry today? no

Who was the last person to make you smile? idkkk

Have you ever kissed in the rain? noo


Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? i hope

Have you made a mistake this past week? no

Who knows you better than you know yourself? my mommy

Who was the last girl you talked to? krissy

What are you doing tonight? drunk

Are you excited for the future? yes

What are you going to do after this? sleep

What is the last movie you watched? quarantine


Do you find the opposite sex confusing? no

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant? yes

Are any of your friends pregnant? yes

Are you taller than 5'5"? no

What were you doing at 9 this morning? sleeping

Can you admit when you're wrong? yes

Do you miss anyone? always

Are you easily confused?

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband? i hope

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color? kinda

What color are your socks? n/a