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Old 02-13-2010, 08:26 PM
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A married scifi geek? I have heard of it all...

but I would of beat my wife on the spot!
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Old 02-13-2010, 09:28 PM
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shit i would beat your wifes for you! I would LOVE to go to comicon olivia munn is there
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Old 02-13-2010, 10:30 PM
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olivia munn, hell i would have, no i wouldn't---but i'd have some strong words for her.
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How about the part where "Old Ben" assfucks Leia, and blows it on her fucking cheek? He knew damn well who she was, but seemingly ignores it.:
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Old 02-14-2010, 04:00 PM
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my gf watched miami vice(the film) and didn't understand any of it.
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Old 02-14-2010, 08:26 PM
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Was she actually listening to what was being said? The art of listening is sometimes lost....

Like yesterday shopping with a friend of mine and she ask ask the salesman is the GPS is portable? He said yes and even comes with a car and home chargers. She told him no she doe not want to buy it if it cannot help he if she gets lost in the woods.

I slowly back away and played with and Ipod Touch until she notice I was missing..(took her 7 minutes)
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she use the gps to find you?
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Old 02-14-2010, 10:18 PM
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She must have as Brownfella is a poi in all GPS units.
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anyone elses wife or girlfriend cry throw the whole damn show of Extreme Home Makeover? WTF!!!! They are getting a new house....Why the hell are you crying???
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Old 02-15-2010, 09:44 PM
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Ah, but what the show doesn't tell you is 1. They don't payoff the current mortgages. 2. The bank assessor and county auditor shows up within 14 days and reappraises the house. If the homeowner can't afford the extra taxes (due to increased value), they can lose the house. This has happened more than 6 times during the course of the show.
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