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Old 03-25-2010, 04:59 PM
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Old 03-25-2010, 05:04 PM
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Old 03-25-2010, 07:10 PM
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Not epic, but....


When doing a placement year at uni, went for a staff pool tournament followed by a meal. We finished at 5.30pm and all the local venues were a quick walk, so we were usually drinking by 5.45pm. Went to the pool hall for the tournament. Started drink quick and consistent. Was shit at pool, as usual when I've been drinking. Managed to slag off my boss with him standing behind me ("I could do his fucking job, easy"). Post Pool tournament, walked to restaurant in city. Had so much chucked up on the way there. When at restaurant ordered food, chucked up again in the toilet and decided fuck it and left.

On the way back decided to stop and piss up the side of a factory in full view of the road. Got home and my wife had a friend round. When up to the bathroom, had a piss whilst singing (which they could here and found amusing) and that's the last I remember.

Woke up at 5.00am on the bathroom in nothing but my pants, hugging the toilet with a chipped front tooth. I had passed out whilst chucking up again, chipped my tooth on the toilet and just fallen to the floor. The wife decided the best thing to do was undress me and leave me on the floor in the bathroom.

I miss uni.
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Old 03-26-2010, 09:12 AM
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i did'nt know you were drunk or i wuld have done somthing else
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not so much epic as scary for me
Freshman year of College, I was black out drunk and I disappeared for a few hours and no one knows what happened to me.

I lived on the 3rd floor of the dorm. My friends escorted me to my floor so all I had to do was walk down the hall and go in my room. I woke up the next morning in a lounge on the 5th floor with my pants totally unbuttoned, and my hat was found in the parking lot.
So basically between when my friends dropped me on the third floor and when I woke up on the 5th I went on some kind of adventure that to this day the details of which are still not known (except that I was in the parking lot) . Plus the pants unbuttoned thing scares me, I hope I didn't like screw a cow or something. who knows?
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Old 03-26-2010, 12:53 PM
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I got real drunk trying to stay low an blend in. when I finaly found the electric towwer I was supposed to do it turn out to be a water towwer.

worked out okay. the water towwer fell over on a big fucking tranzformer shed.
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Started to drink one night in Columbia, MD and woke up in Philly, PA and had Cheerios and beer for lunch! The drinks was anything between shots to whiskey...the young days!!!
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:14 PM
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in high school we were drinking in a park with about 50 other people and a guy that i know that is a bit crazy wanted to throw a phosphorus grenade to burn down the park. he had pulled the pin by the time he told anyone his plan. so we talked him out of throwing the grenade and i some how got the grenade from him. I walked around with it in my hand for about an hour looking for the pin on the ground in the parking lot. I managed to find the pin and put it back to make it safe. kinda killed the good drunk i had going that night
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:18 PM
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