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I am speechless, at first I laughed cause I thought you were just being funny, but then goonarms response kinda seems like he has ACTUALLY done this! Am I missing something? Or do I need to go get a banana and some duct tape?
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I was just joking around, haven't tried it. Though I did hear about that and girls using frozen bananas for masterbation purposes when i was in like 8th grade on the school bus on the way home- those were some interesting rides
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Go back to waxing your mini, then start on your car.
I swear to god if I had a dollar for every time some fucking asshole guy whips out a condom before we fuck and its a MAGNUM and his dick is average. (or less)
I mean my tits are small, I'm fine with that, but I don't go walking around wearing a C-Cup bra, you know?
Large size condoms are bullshit anyways. The guy who had the biggest cock that I ever had the pleasure of enjoying used regular sized Jimmys.
Kind of off topic, but this also reminds of one time that I was watching Sally or Jenny Jones or some other god damned talked show and there was this asshole wouldn't use condoms because he claimed that his cock was too big.
The joke was on him when they took the most average size condom and had someone pull it right over their head.
Big cock my ass. Keep telling yourself that buddy.
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Actually... doubling up is one of the worst things you could possibly do. the friction from the two sets of latex actually increases the potential of tearing thereby increasing your risk to exposure of whatever Lil Lohan or Paris has contracted and potentially causing accidental procreation. Now we wouldn't want that would we?
As for all of you that wanna feel bigger than you really are, I think I remember reading a thread about Japanese condoms which seem to be made slightly smaller than the North American standard. So if you pull on one of them skins you might think to yourself, "Damn, this shit's squeezin' my junk a little tight. I need to get me a magnum cos I must be huge"
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