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Though I agree that the Ultimate Warrior or even Hogan aren't the greatest wrestlers. Nor them being athletic, Hulkamanics can eat shit and die. Hogan's faux punches and face boots are one of the worse acting on television. It's the entertainment factor that I look forward to and no one is more over-the-top ape shit crazy then the Ultimate Warrior and unlike him, most wrestler's now don't stay in complete character and the story lines just offer more unnecessary boring talk in the ring and dressing rooms.
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I think the ridiculous story lines, more than anything else, is why I stopped watching wrestling. They just get too carried away with these completely retarded stories so 2 guys have a reason to fight. We don't need to see their families attacked or a funeral interupted or any of that other stupid shit. What's wrong with I don't like you, you don't like me, now let's go kick each other's ass. Or we respect each other but want to see who's better.
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Or have their families brought into the picture. Sorry Gurerros but McMahon should've never let you into the business.
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And now TNA is doing the same shit with Karen Angle. I can almost forgive VM for giving Vickie Guerrero a job since her husband died, but make it backstage or something where she doesn't get involved. Hell, let her hold belts or ring the bell or something, but leave her the fuck out of the story.
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The Warrior was one of the craziest wrestlers ever. You knew that guy was on some shit that made him almost bipolar. He got a huge push because everyone loved him and were captivated by his shaking the ropes... but yes i watch some of his matches and they are ubsurd
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agreed...i believe they are definitely in a transitional period. they are moving away from the random storylines and working towards a hybrid or entertainment and old school matches that tell a story within the match rather than stupid promos from ass clowns who cant get it done in the ring.
i for one am in favor of this as it seems that a lot is lost in the ring in pursuit of a high spot rather than technique.
ill take a jericho, benoit, regal, steamboat, flair, or HHH over a spot monkey any day.
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Dude, he legally fucking changed his name to "Warrior". He is a nut job of the highest order. You ever want a good laugh, go to his website. He posts these essays with all these six and seven syllable words. It's hilarious.
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Using 6-7 syllable words or more usually means having a mastery of an expanded vocabulary and in many essences a higher IQ or education. What's so strange about that?
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