01-16-2009, 02:14 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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sweet baby jesus, i almost forgot the king of pop!
01-16-2009, 05:19 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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you're ruining it..
"according to legend" means "no, really dude.. "
01-16-2009, 07:11 PM
Shoot first, ask questions NEVER!
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Aragorn, King Elessar
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01-18-2009, 06:56 PM
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i think genghis khan deserves mention for having like, the hugest empire ever.
01-18-2009, 07:08 PM
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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oh..how could i forget him
01-18-2009, 07:19 PM
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^^^ haha, nice national hero!!
here's ours.
01-18-2009, 07:32 PM
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well...here's the guy who put roman depravity in my genes..so don't blame it all on my...i really can't help it *batting eyelashes
Marcus Ulpius Nerva Traianus
here's the part where he conquered our territory, known as Dacia at the time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trajan#Dacian_Wars
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01-18-2009, 07:41 PM
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weird. never connected the whole roman thing, but yea, trajan's wife helped hadrian ascend the throne after trajan's death which is what added roman depravity to MY gene pool. hmm.
her name, ironically, was PLOTina, haha!
01-18-2009, 07:51 PM
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lol...women...
since we mentioned them.
Cleopatra
Nefertiri
Hatshepsut
hmm... i wonder if that's ^^^ why i like ancient egypt so much
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