My boyfriend's fat mother kicked my cat by (on purpose) accident and broke two of his kitty ribs.
He was old and in pain, and had to be put down shortly thereafter. Poor Hank. He was a cowboy cat. Fuck all of you.
Note to self: send nudes to everyone who didn't post in this stupid thread.
Other note to self: send nudes of hideously fat French Canadian mother not-in law to every SOB who did.